Sometimes you try hard, analysing, rationalising, finding causes for things. Sometimes, you give up, and things are just weird.
Like scary zodiac idols in togas.
Like a publicity for pet ferrets.
Like teddy ‘Luigi’ keyrings in a shop, with no matching Marios.
Like a stuffed deer with a long scar on its face.
Like naming a roast chicken shop ‘golden phoenix’.
Like turning on purple neonlights in daytime.
Like cheese cocoa, tea, and coffee